Favorite Vacation Destinations by Steven Harper – Guest Blog


Long and Short Reviews welcomes Steven Harper who is visiting with us to celebrate today’s release of The Importance of Being Kevin.

FAVORITE VACATION DESTINATIONS

Grandma’s House: We didn’t have much money when I was young (this was part of the inspiration for Kevin and his father in THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING KEVIN), so my parents had to get creative with vacations. As it happened, my grandmother lived in Cadillac, Michigan. Her tumble-down house was in the middle of a bunch of woods and farmland, and not far from Lake Cadillac and Lake Mitchell. And so for several summers, we spent our vacations in her back yard. We slept on cots on the porch, or pitched pup tents in the backyard. My siblings and I explored the woods, swam in the lake, and rode our bikes around Cadillac’s hilly downtown. Every year, I made it a personal tradition to bike all the way around both lakes. This took up most of a day. It’s one my favorite childhood memories.

Higgins Lake: In the middle of Michigan is a huge, crystal-clear lake called Higgins Lake. Part of the shore includes a state park, and this was another inexpensive vacation option for my cash-strapped parents. My brother, sister, and I rode our bikes all over the trails, played on the playground, and spent our allowance at the camp store. The wooded trails created an endless labyrinth, and the hill above the campground was precipitously steep–perfect for speeding down on a bicycle. But I went back there as an adult and was amused to discover the trails are are actually short and limited, and the steep hill I remembered is a gentle slope. A piece of my childhood–warped by memory!

Michigan Cottages: When I got older, camping lost its appeal. Everything from cooking to going to the bathroom to bathing is work. Still, it was about the only way I knew to have a vacation. Traveling and staying in hotels and eating at restaurants are all so expensive! Then one year, on impulse, I splurged and rented a cottage on a Michigan lake. It was a complete delight! All the advantages of a house–kitchen, bathroom, shower, bedroom, bed, roof and porch when it rained–and none of the disadvantages of camping–outdoor toilets, bugs, campfire cooking, lack of hot water. And I could walk out the back door straight onto the beach. Heaven! This is how I spend nearly all my vacations now.

Mackinac Island: Mackinac Island is pronounced “mack-in-aw,” and it’s just off the Michigan coastline near Mackinaw City (note the spelling) near Fort Michilimackinac (ditto). If that doesn’t make you want to vacation there, nothing will! Mackinac Island has been a vacation spot since the 1800s. They invented the concept of selling fudge to tourists. Cars and trucks are forbidden on the island; walking, bikes, and horse-drawn carriages provide all transport. The island air is cool and refreshing (a change in Michigan’s hot, muggy summers), and the island itself is so chock-full of charm and fun that it’s always a joy to visit. So I visit a lot.

Cemeteries: It’s true! I’m a history buff and a cemetery buff. So is my husband. Whenever we go somewhere (say, a Michigan cottage), we hunt up the local cemetery and wander through it. (Mackinac Island has more than one awesome cemetery, in fact.) We love playing detective. How is this person related to that person? Why did this person die so young? Why is this grave separated from all the others? Every single stone represents a story. This fascinates us no end, and we probably spend more time in graveyards than is good for us!
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Kevin Devereaux’s life can’t get worse. He’s on probation. He’s stuck with an unemployed ex-convict dad. And he lives in a run-down trailer on the crappy east side of town. To keep his probation officer happy, Kevin joins a theater program for teenagers and falls hard for Peter Finn, the lead actor in the show—and the son of the town’s leading family. Despite their differences, Peter returns Kevin’s feelings, and for the first time, Kevin learns what it means to be in love.

But Peter’s family won’t accept a gay son—let alone a boyfriend from the wrong side of the tracks—and in their conservative town, they must keep the romance secret. Still, they have the play, and they have each other, so they’ll get by—

Until a brutal attack shatters Kevin’s life and puts Peter in danger of going to jail for murder.

About the Author: Steven Harper Piziks was born with a last name no one can reliably spell or pronounce, so he usually writes under the name Steven Harper. He grew up on a farm in Michigan but has also lived in Wisconsin and Germany, and spent extensive time in Ukraine. So far, he’s written more than two dozen novels and over fifty short stories and essays. When not writing, he plays the folk harp, lifts weights, and spends more time on-line and in cemeteries than is probably good for him. He teaches high school English in southeast Michigan, where he lives with his husband and youngest son. His students think he’s hysterical, which isn’t the same as thinking he’s funny.

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Top Five Favorite Coffee Shop Drinks by Sean Michael – Guest Blog


Long and Short Reviews welcomes Sean Michael who is celebrating the recent release of The More the Merrier.

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Thank you to Long and Short Reviews for hosting me today.

The men from the Teddy Bear Club books meet twice a week at the Roasty Bean, an independent coffee shop, owned by one of the members of the informal father and kids club. It’s always an interesting proposition for me, writing coffee drinkers, because I don’t like coffee. Like at all. I don’t even like it flavoring my desserts, even if it does so mildly.

So when I do a top five favorite coffee shop drinks – I am always going to be going with non-coffee flavored drinks. Well, and if you keep reading, you can see what happened when I tried to come up with five for this list…

Top Five Favorite Coffee Shop Drinks

5. I don’t drink coffee, and there are not a huge amount of other drinks from coffee places that aren’t super sweet or that I just don’t like, so I don’t actually have a top five.

4. In fact, I don’t even have a top four favorite coffee shop drinks because most hot chocolates are made with water (ewww) or are super chocolatey, which I am not a big fan of in a big drink – I like my chocolate in moderate amounts and I have to be in the mood. I have tried different things at different places and just wind up saying no, thank you that’s not for me. This saves me money as I’m not always running into a coffee shop for a five dollar drink!

3. Passion Iced Tea Lemonade with five classic pumps – this isn’t my favorite ever drink from Starbucks, but it is the one I order if I happen to be with people getting Starbucks. That or a glass of water…

2. Orange Valencia Refresher – the moment I found this at Starbucks it was doomed. They had it for about another three months before they discontinued it… (I have a history of discovering something that I really like, be it a drink, a food, whatever, and before I know it, I can no longer find it because it’s been discontinued – maybe I should discontinue my taste buds ? )

1. White Hot Chocolate with whip from Second Cup – throw in some burnt marshmallow or caramel flavoring in there occasionally too and I am a happy writer. This is the one that I actually drink the most, although pretty much exclusively between October and March as it is very much a cold weather drink.

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When Logan gets the call about newborn triplets in need of a home, he steps up, realizing too late the daunting task he’s taken on. He’d be lost without the men of the Teddy Bear Club—especially Dirk.

Dirk even offers to spend spring break at Logan’s home, helping him and the babies settle in. He loves being a dad, and he wants to help Logan find the same joy. It doesn’t hurt that they enjoy spending time together.

Before they even realize it, they’re settling into a routine… becoming a family.

Falling in love.

But their new bond is about to face the ultimate test. Will they come through and realize that with love, there’s no such thing as enough?

About the Author: Best-selling author Sean Michael is a maple leaf–loving Canadian who spends hours hiding out in used book stores. With far more ideas than time, Sean keeps several documents open at all times. From romance to fantasy, paranormal and sci-fi, Sean is limited only by the need for sleep—and the periodic Beaver Tail.
Sean fantasizes about one day retiring on a secluded island populated entirely by horseshoe crabs after inventing a brain-to-computer dictation system. Until then, Sean will continue to write the old-fashioned way.

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To the End of the Earth by Michael Gouda – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Michael Gouda who is celebrating the recent release of his newest work To the End of the Earth.

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Hi, I’m Michael Gouda and I was born in London, England, at the start of WW2.

In my mid thirties after a disgracefully enjoyable time in the gay pubs and clubs of London I decided to take life more seriously, went to University, obtained a respectable degree and took up teaching in the Worcestershire town of Evesham.

I took early retirement to a limestone cottage in the Cotswold hills where I lived with a series of neurotic collie dogs, a domineering cat and a determination to write. Since then I have written over one hundred and fifty short stories and published longer works with Dreamspinner Press and M.L.R. Press.

I like to introduce incidents from my own deplorable past into my stories of crime and misadventure. Being a romantic at heart though I never allow a tragic ending, however downbeat may be the indications in between.

Sometimes I include my agnosticism in my characters, who can’t believe in a loving god when there’s so much hatred and evil in the world and the innocent suffer. Nor can I really understand how a so-called monotheistic deity has three gods and certainly cannot comprehend life after death. However my atheist characters are able to disregard all this and remain loving and human beings (or the opposite – such is the power of the author).

I think my favorite story at the moment is one which, like many others, started from a true occurrence. It tells of the meeting in hospital between an able-bodied guy and another with cerebral palsy and of their deepening relationship. It was a difficult subject and needed to be treated in a sensitive manner. This I thought I had achieved though obviously DSP didn’t for they immediately rejected it. However MLR Press didn’t and ‘All my Fault’ has since been published.

For the past three years I have been immobilized in a Home, unable to stand or, of course, walk and having to be moved via a hospital hoist. Luckily I have retained at least most of my marbles, so I can type away at my tablet whenever I get a reasonably inventive idea.

I think I write to entertain as I certainly hope to do I ‘To the Ends of the Earth’ though occasionally I must admit secretly I think I also write some stories to inform, though hopefully not in a didactic, or worse in a patronizing way.

My next story is already on the stocks. It involves the complications of Mistaken Identities. I love the occasional unhappy ending. Unfortunately publishers don’t! So, however bleak things get it must always turn right in the end. Apparently, unlike real life when it comes to the crunch there’s always ‘Amor Vincit Omnia!’ – an easy cop-out – though it does leave a satisfying after-taste!

I hope you find ‘To the Ends of the Earth’ interesting and rewarding reading.

The narrator, Johnny, seems to have been born to succeed. He is a journalist, has friends, a loving family, an excellent education and a marvelous lover, Lex. But all starts to go wrong when a minor difference causes a rift between the two. Is it coincidence that the same night, the flat they share is set alight and Johnny only narrowly escapes. As he has identified a terrorist, he is given protection and a new identity by the police. But even here he is not safe and an explosion kills his two minders. Terrified, Johnny tries to hide himself in London. Who can he trust? He eventually finds out in a terrifying climax. ‘I’ll follow you to the Ends of the Earth’. Is that a threat or a loving promise?

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Mine said, ‘I’m proud and I’m gay’, and his said, ‘I’m gay too’.

He made a minor objection. “I’m proud as well.”

“Course you are but it’s a sort of joke when we walk together.”

He said, “I don’t see the joke,” but I don’t think he minded.

We all congregated at the front entrance of the Main Building, and I dished out the placards and banners we’d made. I was pleased to see that lots of people had come along from the town, and they’d brought their own things to wave.
There were a few boos from some homophobic louts but they were quickly covered by our chanting, “I’m proud to be out” which was good as it covered the L’s, the B’s, the T’s and the Q’s as well as us G’s all under one chant. Then the watching crowd cheered and some slipped past the few police who were shielding us from possible antagonism and joined in. But really there was no need for protection and soon the police themselves, both male and female, joined the march, a couple even holding the edges of the banners.

There was a band organized by Sarah I think because I certainly wouldn’t have thought of it. They played tunes from the shows, both old and new, and people sang and had a fucking good time.

I marched with Jacob of course, on one side while the willowy youth, whose name was Christian, skipped along on the other. Occasionally he put his hand in my trouser pocket which, I think, slightly embarrassed Jacob but not enough to upset him.

A lot of guys really dressed down for the occasion, some wearing little more than a ‘wisp of cloth about their loins’. They were roundly cheered and really played up to the crowds making fairly obscene movements simulating coitus, or their idea of it – but all in the best possible taste!

We ended gloriously in Castle Park where we danced and sang and sang and danced until we could do it no more and, drooping, we returned home. Jacob caught the last train back and Christian and I (fuck buddies) made our final celebration of the day.

About the Author: Michael Gouda was born and raised in London, England. He served as a National Serviceman in the R.A.F. where, he claims, he lost his virginity. Then he went back to the commercial life. After a change of direction in his thirties, he left the world of commerce and entered that of education becoming a teacher at a Comprehensive School in Worcestershire, England. Since retiring he lives in a limestone cottage in the Cotswolds with a neurotic Border collie. He has written short stories included in anthologies and crime novels.

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How to Handle Negative Criticism by M.F. Sullivan – Spotlight and Giveaway


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How to Handle Negative Criticism

Ah, negative criticism. Being a writer is difficult when you have an ego, and it’s almost impossible to avoid developing an ego as a writer. What’s a person to do? It seems like a lot of websites have cliched advice about lighting candles in the tub and confiding in friends, and by all means, please do. (Whatever you do, don’t respond!)
But I find that I go through a detailed mental process—a review of the review, if you will—regardless of whether I want to or not. That said, this mental process helps me shake off the odd bit of criticism (which, for what it’s worth, is usually motivated not by poor writing, but by soliciting the wrong audience members for the type of market—I suspect this is a problem with much negative criticism of good books), so perhaps a young writer plagued by thoughts of negative criticism can use my advice well.

First, examine the feeling the review instills in you. Are you angry? Insulted? Upset? Why are you having that reaction? With any strong emotional response, investigation is called for. Not to mention emotional honesty. Ultimately, with every negative critique or review, we have to stop to ask ourselves, “Am I reacting this way because this person has a point, or because they’re wildly off-base?”

A good example of this: my second novel, The Lightning Stenography Device, was a pretty controversial release. As a mix of intense literary fiction with a dash of horror which then morphs into a fantasy fable, a lot of readers expecting swordfights were turned off by literary pontificating, and a lot of people loving the literary stuff got upset at the fabulous turn halfway through. In between those, quite a few people loved it—the book has 21 reviews on Amazon.com at the time of this writing, the vast majority of them very positive—but because I used NetGalley to find reviewers, I got a lot of people who just weren’t the intended audience.

That said, I was still struck by the comments about the slow pacing of the first half of The Lightning Stenography Device, and I was forced to admit I agreed. It was a slow book for the first half; it wasn’t designed to be a fast-paced book, and for a second release while I’m building an audience, that might not have been the best idea. It became all the more important to me to apply these more valid critiques to my next work. As a result, The Disgraced Martyr Trilogy is fast-paced, funny, and sometimes horrific—I was pleased during proofreading galleys of The Hierophant’s Daughter to find I got through it in two days, which had yet to happen with one of my own final novels. So sometimes, when you listen to advice, good things can happen.

Next, isolate and ignore parts of the message which are negative messages about you, or which are baseless (sometimes seemingly intentional) misunderstandings or misrepresentations of your work. A lot of articles about negative reviews fail to take into consideration the utter vitriol with which a reader somehow slighted by a book is capable of responding. Understand that reading can be a very challenging experience on an emotional level, sometimes for reasons readers don’t consciously understand. They may be angry that you’ve inspired certain feelings or made certain points, but they may be unable or unwilling to articulate that anger in a coherent way—instead, they’ll leave you a one-star Amazon review with a tone like you’ve just taken their cat out back and shot it. Once the bitter anger they’ve bounced back onto you with this digital poison pen letter dissipates, you’ll see they’ve made themselves look like clowns by getting angry at a piece of artwork, and they’ve increased the standard of deviation for your book, and left the true source of their displeasure in the subtext of their review.

Remember, too, all classics have a vast standard of deviation; when I was bemoaning The Lightning Stenography Device’s harshest review, I looked up a review of the Philip K. Dick masterpiece, VALIS, which was almost identical and had the same complaints. Hard-working writers are always despised as much as they’re revered. You’ll hit the people you’re meant to hit.

Finally, ignore the rude. I once got a letter from a woman who said, “Maybe people would respect you as a writer if…” This was the only bad letter to which I’ve ever responded, because she did point out a valid grammatical error I’d made, and I wanted to know if she had a few examples so I could correct them—but oh how I grit my teeth while I did! Had to let that little line of hers whizz right by my head while I did it, of course, but that’s what an adult’s self-control is all about—and that’s what negative reviewers, and people who are generally rude, don’t have.

After all this mental processing is done—go to bed! Sleep on it. Take a nap. If I’ve done the emotional processing I need to undergo, by the time I wake up the next day, the emotional impact of any bad review is cut drastically. In fact, the impact of sleep on our emotions is a prominent theme in The Disgraced Martyr Trilogy: I strongly believe we should sleep on our problems and let them sort themselves all out tomorrow! Adopt my strategies, and maybe you’ll come to agree with me.

By 4042 CE, the Hierophant and his Church have risen to political dominance with his cannibalistic army of genetically modified humans: martyrs. In an era when mankind’s intergenerational cold wars against their long-lived predators seem close to running hot, the Holy Family is poised on the verge of complete planetary control. It will take a miracle to save humanity from extinction.

It will also take a miracle to resurrect the wife of 331-year-old General Dominia di Mephitoli, who defects during martyr year 1997 AL in search of Lazarus, the one man rumored to bring life to the dead. With the Hierophant’s Project Black Sun looming over her head, she has little choice but to believe this Lazarus is really all her new friends say he is–assuming he exists at all–and that these companions of hers are really able to help her. From the foulmouthed Japanese prostitute with a few secrets of her own to the outright sapient dog who seems to judge every move, they don’t inspire a lot of confidence, but the General has to take the help she can get.

After all, Dominia is no ordinary martyr. She is THE HIEROPHANT’S DAUGHTER, and her Father won’t let her switch sides without a fight. Not when she still has so much to learn.

The dystopic first entry of an epic cyberpunk trilogy, THE HIEROPHANT’S DAUGHTER is a horror/sci-fi adventure sure to delight and inspire adult readers of all stripes.

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The Disgraced Governess of the United Front was blind in her right eye. Was that blood in the left, or was it damaged, too? The crash ringing in her ears kept her from thinking straight. Of course her left eye still worked: it worked well enough to prevent her from careening into the trees through which she plunged. Yet, for the tinted flecks of reality sometimes twinkling between crimson streaks, she could only imagine her total blindness with existential horror. Would the protein heal the damage? How severely was her left eye wounded? What about the one she knew to be blind—was it salvageable? Ichigawa could check, if she ever made it to the shore.

She couldn’t afford to think that way. It was a matter of “when,” not of “if.” She would never succumb. Neither could car accident, nor baying hounds, nor the Hierophant himself keep her from her goal. She had fourteen miles to the ship that would whisk her across the Pacific and deliver her to the relative safety of the Risen Sun. Then the Lazarene ceremony would be less than a week away. Cassandra’s diamond beat against her heart to pump it into double time, and with each double beat, she thought of her wife (smiling, laughing, weeping when she thought herself alone) and ran faster. A lucky thing the Governess wasn’t human! Though, had she remained human, she’d have died three centuries ago in some ghetto if she’d lived past twenty without becoming supper. Might have been the easier fate, or so she lamented each time her mind replayed the crash of the passenger-laden tanque at fifth gear against the side of their small car. How much she might have avoided!

About the Author: M.F. Sullivan is the author of Delilah, My Woman, The Lightning Stenography Device, and a slew of plays in addition to the Trilogy. She lives in Ashland, Oregon with her boyfriend and her cat, where she attends the local Shakespeare Festival and experiments with the occult.

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Gloriously Unaware by Amy Lane – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Amy Lane who is celebrating today’s release of String Boys.

Gloriously Unaware
Teenaged boys are rather glorious creatures (as are teenaged girls, but this is not that story!)

Today my son watched video games, went out and mowed the lawn, and, when asked to dress up for a family function, did the unthinkable and put on pants.

It was only after he attended the function—and spent the evening running around in circles with every kid there—that it occurred to him that he’d even want a shower.

Speaking of pants—he’s shot up six inches in the last six months, and every pair of pants he owns exposes a couple of acres of coltish ankle.

Three days ago he got an academic award for PE—which astounded his father and I because he appears to be made of ears and elbows, and was, in fact, mostly a thank you from his PE teacher for still cracking jokes after dragging his scrawny bottom in after running the mile. He was very proud of his medal, and his father and I are hopelessly, totally, amazingly proud and enamored of him.

He forgets to brush his teeth unless we post reminders on his phone.

Sometimes, he forgets to bring his phone to school.

I think that if we actually bought shoes with laces, he’d be completely lost. He knows how to tie shoes, but God, who has the time?

And the list of contradictions goes on and on and on. The kid can write a monologue and perform it in front of his peers, but when we ask him how he’s doing in school he gets this hunted look in his eyes and forgets to brain words. Go figure.

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But it’s not just my son who inspired me (although he’s plenty inspirational—believe me!) it’s pretty much every young man I’ve ever known, both as a teenager myself and as an adult.

Kids don’t just become men overnight—and they don’t grow in easy-to-measure increments, as smooth little clones of the businessmen or engineers or teachers they might someday become.

They grow in bulges and offshoots—exposing ankles and wrists, defying clothes and gravity as they go. Self-awareness is often the last thing to arrive—which is, in fact, one of the things that makes them so glorious.

Seth Arnold is just one example of how the awkward transition from boy to man can be a joy to witness, and a wonder to behold.

Seth Arnold learned at an early age that two things in life could make his soul soar—his violin and Kelly Cruz. In Seth’s uncertain childhood, the kindness of the Cruz family, especially Kelly and his brother, Matty, gave Seth the stability to make his violin sing with the purest sound and opened a world of possibility beyond his home in Sacramento.

Kelly Cruz has loved Seth forever, but he knows Seth’s talents shouldn’t be hidden, not when the world is waiting. Encouraging Seth to follow his music might break Kelly’s heart, but he is determined to see the violin set Seth’s soul free. When their world is devastated by a violent sexual assault and Matty’s prejudices turn him from a brother to an enemy, Seth and Kelly’s future becomes uncertain.

Seth can’t come home and Kelly can’t leave, but they are held together by a love that they clutch with both hands.

Seth and Kelly are young and the world is wide—the only thing they know for certain is they’ll follow their heartstrings to each other’s arms whenever time and fate allow. And pray that one day they can follow that string to forever… before it slices their hearts in two.

About the Author: Amy Lane lives in a crumbling crapmansion with a couple of growing children, a passel of furbabies, and a bemused spouse. She’s been nominated for a RITA, has won honorable mention for an Indiefab, and has a couple of Rainbow Awards to her name. She also has too damned much yarn, a penchant for action-adventure movies, and a need to know that somewhere in all the pain is a story of Wuv, Twu Wuv, which she continues to believe in to this day! She writes fantasy, urban fantasy, and gay romance–and if you accidentally make eye contact, she’ll bore you to tears with why those three genres go together. She’ll also tell you that sacrifices, large and small, are worth the urge to write.

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Five Odd Realities that Appear in Barricades by Dem Had – Guest Blog and Giveaway


Long and Short Reviews welcomes Dem Had who is celebrating today’s release of Barricades. Leave a comment or ask the author a question for a chance to win a copy of the book.

Five odd realities that appear in Barricades

Writing a story set in my country has been a challenge, mostly because I had to touch political and taboo issues. Objectivity isn’t easy when one’s subconscious is filled with subjectivity due to years of brainwash by society and the media. What I could do, was address issues that directly affect my characters, in the way they experience them. As expected, many questions raised from people who’ve read Barricades and I couldn’t be happier to confirm and elaborate. Cyprus is just a dot on the map and I’m not surprised some people have never heard of it before.

My aim was to make the story as realistic as possible, regardless of how unrealistic it might appear to the rest of the world. So here are five odd realities about Cyprus.

1. One island – two sides. That’s not so much of a secret since it’s just a google search away from confirmation. Cyprus is divided into Greek and Turkish sides. Taking a step back and looking at the bigger picture, it’s almost surreal what this tiny piece of land has suffered through the centuries.

2. Emergency calls are not really urgent. The European emergency number is 1-1-2 (equivalent to 9-1-1). The first thing you hear when you dial this number, is an automated message informing that “your call is being recorded”, as if it matters when I’m dying or my house is on fire. Then, the call goes to the police – instead of a call center – and there is the possibility of nobody answering. Admittedly, it happened to me more than once.

3. No need for an ID to enter a club. Back when I was a teenager, I could get in any club, just by being convincing that I’m eighteen. Today, only some clubs require an ID. They might refuse to serve alcohol if someone looks too young, but the law on this matter is far from strict. A fifteen-year-old can buy alcohol (and cigarettes) easily. This explains why my character (19) didn’t carry his ID card; he didn’t really need it.

4. The sea is amazing, even in winter. Not everyone goes swimming during winter and being at the beach at night can make you feel like your bones turned into ice but I love walking barefoot on the sand, no matter the season, no matter the temperature. It seems my protagonist likes the same thing.

5. Racism between sides. Okay, racism exists everywhere but most times, it is recognized. In Cyprus’s case it is justified so hard because of historical and political events to the point of being called a “traitor” if you’re friendly with someone from “the other side”. The good thing is that the younger generations, slowly and steadily distant themselves from that vendetta, but there are always fanatics. I don’t wish to spoil the events of the book, so I won’t elaborate further. I just want the readers to be aware that this part, is absolutely realistic and possible.

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About the Author: Dem has never been diagnosed with ADD, but it’s common to start talking about cats and end up mentioning the stars while using metaphors about food, just after she’s told you about a childhood memory.

As a cynical romantic and a lover of dark romance, she loves pushing her characters to their limits and refuses to give them their happy ending if they don’t work hard to earn it.

She has a soft spot for manga, anime and anything regarding the Japanese culture. She loves spending time with her son, playing music with her husband and posting on social media about writing and her life as a cat-mother. You can also find her in the roads of Limassol driving and singing with the windows wide open.

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Top 5 Things to Do in Nebraska by Kim Fielding – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Kim Fielding who is celebrating the recent release of her newest book Redesigning Landry Bishop.

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Hi, Kim Fielding here! I have a new book out, Redesigning Landry Bishop. Since my title guy is originally from Nebraska, today I’m sharing my Top 5 Things to Do in Nebraska.

1. Visit the capitol building in Lincoln. On a clear day, you can see the capitol from miles and miles away, the central tower thrusting up from the surrounding flatness. The apt nickname for this building is Penis of the Plains. But the capitol has more to offer than phallic jokes. The inside, which reminds me a little of a castle, boasts some beautiful tile mosaics and other artwork. You can poke around the old legislative chamber and learn about the only unicameral legislature in the United States. Don’t know what that means? Visit the capitol and find out!

2. Eat a Runza. These are essentially a rectangular bread roll baked with a filling of ground beef and vegetables. They were created by some of the region’s settlers—ethnic Germans from Russia—so Runzas are similar to some Eastern European savory pastries. The Runza fast-food chain operates primarily in eastern Nebraska, and locals consider it a regional staple.

3. Go to a Cornhuskers game. I sort of hate to include this one because although I received my graduate degrees from the University of Nebraska, Lincoln, I never once attended a Huskers game. Mostly because I don’t like football. But truly, Husker games are a sight to be seen. College football is almost a religion in Nebraska, and games have been sold out since 1962. No joke: during a game, the stadium holds more people than any city in Nebraska except Omaha and Lincoln. And everyone’s wearing red.

4. Take a drive through the Sandhills. If you’re feeling overpeopled, you’re going to love this. Traveling west on I-80, turn off onto Highway 2 when you get to Grand Island and follow it for 272 miles to Alliance. This will take you through the tiny towns that inspired my fictional Peril, Nebraska, and you’ll get to see the Sandhills, a unique and important ecosystem. If it’s the right time of year, you’ll spot migratory birds. And don’t worry about traffic. I once drove a 100-mile stretch of this highway without seeing a single other car going my way; I passed only a few cars heading east.

5. Visit Carhenge. If you’ve taken my advice on item number 4, you’re in a perfect spot to visit a quirky and wonderful sight. Back in the 1980s, a local guy decided to build a full-size replica of Stonehenge—out of old cars. It’s free to visit, the folks at the little gift shop are friendly, and it’s perfectly Instagrammable.

Love never goes out of style.

Landry Bishop fled his tiny hometown and never looked back. Now his expertise in food, fashion, and décor has earned him all of Hollywood’s glittering perks. But with his husband deceased and his personal assistant retired, Landry has nobody to rely on—and no one to help him indulge his secret cravings.

Casual, plainspoken Jordan Stryker seems a dubious choice of a PA for someone as formal and self-controlled as Landry. Jordan’s questionable fashion sense and limited kitchen skills don’t exactly enhance his résumé. But as Landry soon realizes, Jordan has many attractive qualities too.

With a strong pull toward Jordan, new career opportunities on the horizon, and a persistent tug from family back home, Landry is in a quandary. He can advise others on how to make their lives special, but what should he do about his own?

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Half an hour later, while Landry was puttering around with an experimental tabbouleh recipe, Jordan and Elaine joined him in the kitchen. “Try this,” he ordered, handing them each a spoonful.

Jordan made approving noises, but Elaine frowned. “That’s not a grain.”

“It’s cauliflower.”

“For the love of God, why?”
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“For people who want to eat grain-free.”

“If you don’t want to eat grains, you shouldn’t be eating tabbouleh.” She took Jordan’s spoon along with her own and washed them in the sink.

“I like it,” Jordan announced. “It’s kind of crunchyish.” He seemed sincere.

“Thank you,” Landry said.

“Hey, um, you didn’t really have an important phone call, did you?”

“No. That was Elaine rescuing me.”

“I kinda figured. Except… I hope this doesn’t sound rude, but why did you need rescuing? Those guys were hot. That whole thing was like the opening of a pretty good porno, you know? If they’d been all over me like that, I sure as hell wouldn’t have wanted rescuing.”

Landry pushed aside the interesting information that Jordan was attracted to men. His PA’s sexual orientation was irrelevant. He also pushed aside a stupid and inexplicable jab of jealousy. If Jordan wanted to fantasize about group sex with hunky furniture deliverymen, that was none of Landry’s business. So he focused on the question itself.

“Why do you think those extremely attractive men were so interested in me?”

“Um, because they were throwing themselves all over you.”

“Yes, I suppose they were. But why? Why me?”

“’Cause you’re damned hot too.”

Even as Landry’s face heated at the unexpected compliment, Jordan’s cheeks turned a charming shade of pink. Interesting. Their gazes locked so tightly that Landry wondered if either of them would ever look away. Or if he wanted them to.

About the Author: Kim Fielding is the bestselling, award-winning author of numerous m/m romance novels, novellas, and short stories. Like Kim herself, her work is eclectic, spanning genres such as contemporary, fantasy, paranormal, and historical. Her stories are set in alternate worlds, in 15th century Bosnia, in modern-day Oregon. Her heroes are hipster architect werewolves, housekeepers, maimed giants, and conflicted graduate students. They’re usually flawed, they often encounter terrible obstacles, but they always find love.

Having migrated back and forth across the western two-thirds of the United States, Kim calls California home. She lives there with her family and her day job as a university professor, but escapes as often as possible via car, train, plane, or boat. This may explain why her characters often seem to be in transit as well. She dreams of traveling and writing full-time.

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Top Five Marvel Movies by Marie Sexton – Guest Blog


Long and Short Reviews welcomes Marie Sexton who is celebrating the recent re-release of Promises, the first book in the Coda series.

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Hello, everybody! I’m Marie Sexton, and I’m here today celebrating the re-release of my very first book, Promises. Promises was first released in January of 2010. The new version has been re-edited. It also features a brand new Coda short story called “Meant to Be”.

It was suggested that I write a “top five” post, but I couldn’t decide what exactly to talk about. Then I received a text from my daughter, who’s at school literally counting down the minutes until we see Endgame. So I decided to write about my five favorite Marvel movies.

A few caveats:

1. I’m sure many people won’t agree with my choices. That’s fine. What fun would it be if we all agreed?
2. I’m listing them in no particular order, because I couldn’t quite decide which ones I liked more.
3. For my purposes here, I’m sticking to the Avengers side of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, not the X-Men side. Deadpool sort of straddles the two, but I feel like it’s mostly X-Men. After all, some of them even make an appearance! The nods to Avengers are smaller. So, right or wrong, Deadpool will not be on this list, not because I don’t like it, but because I consider it to be in that other MCU.
4. I’m writing this before seeing Endgame, so everything could change! EDITED TO ADD: I’ll have to watch Endgame a couple more times before making my final verdict. But after one viewing — I did like it, but it doesn’t change my top 5 list.

And now, let it begin:

Iron Man – I have a confession: I’ve never read a comic book. Although my parents were always willing to buy me books, comic books absolutely did not count, in their opinion. When the movie Iron Man came out, the only thing I knew about it was that Black Sabbath had a song with the same title. (A song I didn’t particularly like.) A friend talked me into seeing the movie anyway.

I went. I watched.

I totally didn’t get it.

I walked out of that theater thinking, “What the hell? Why did I sit through that? That guy seems like an asshole. Why in the world did they make a movie about him?”

I didn’t see the next few movies in the series. Hulk, Iron Man 2, and Thor all came and went without pinging on my radar. Even Captain America didn’t interest me. But sometime, somewhere, somehow….

It all changed.

Iron Man 3 – I know a lot of people will say this movie shouldn’t be on this list. For some reason, Iron Man 3 gets no love. But I have to say, I seriously enjoy this movie. The way I remember it, I saw IM3 on TV and liked it. Then I went back and watched the movies I’d missed, then saw Avengers in theaters when it came out. Clearly, that’s wrong, because IM3 came out after Avengers, not before it. So although I can’t really remember how exactly the timeline played out, I know it was this movie, combined with Avengers, that finally won me over.

Avengers – What’s not to love? Once Joss Whedon came on board, everything started to click. I could easily do a list of my top 5 favorite lines of dialog from this movie. Except I’d need to expand it to top 25, because five just isn’t enough.

Guardians of the Galaxy – I’m trying to remember if I saw this one in theaters. I feel like I didn’t — like despite having loved some of the earlier movies, I hadn’t quite learned to trust Marvel completely. I thought this one looked weird.

Well, I was right. It is. But that’s also what makes it so damn awesome. This is absolutely one of my favorites of the bunch. And Kevin Bacon really is a hero.

Winter Soldier – I know I said “in no particular order.” But had I counted down from five to one, this would have taken the spot of honor as my favorite Marvel movie. I absolutely, unequivocally believe this is the very best movie of them all. It has so much heart. Steve and Sam, Steve and Sasha, Steve and Bucky. If Avengers won me over, it was Winter Soldier that made me a true believer.

Incidentally, I spent a couple of years telling my daughter I could turn her into a Stucky shipper with a single movie. I assured her she’d love the MCU. Of course, being a teenager, she didn’t believe me. It wasn’t until her friends talked her into watching that she dove in. But guess what? I was right! She loves this movie as much as I do, and definitely ships Stucky.

So, there it is: my top five Marvel movies to date. I’ll be seeing Endgame in exactly four hours, so we’ll see if that changes my mind.

What about you? Do you agree with my choices? Which Marvel movie is your favorite?

Thanks for hanging out with me! Don’t forget to check out the re-release of Promises. And also, a huge THANK YOU to Long and Short Reviews for having me here today. 

Includes the Coda series prequel novella, Meant to Be

Jared has simple goals for his freshman year of college: make friends, lose his virginity, come out, and maybe fall in love. He doesn’t anticipate getting caught between his friend Bryan and Bryan’s flamboyant ex. Through the awkwardness, Jared learns love doesn’t always mean sex and the most meaningful connections might have nothing to do with romance.

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Can a man who loves his small hometown trust it to love him back?

Jared Thomas has lived in the mountain town of Coda, Colorado, his whole life. He can’t imagine living anywhere else. But Jared’s opportunities are limited—the only other gay man in town is twice his age, and although Jared originally planned to be a teacher, the backlash that might accompany the gig keeps him working at his family’s store instead.

Then Matt Richards moves to town.

Matt may not be into guys, but he doesn’t care that Jared is. A summer camping and mountain biking together cements their friendship, but when Matt realizes he’s attracted to Jared, he panics and withdraws, leaving Jared all too aware of what he’s missing.

Facing Matt’s affair with a local woman, his disapproving family, and harassment from Matt’s coworkers, Jared fears they’ll never find a way to be together. But for the first time, he has the courage to try… if he can only convince Matt.

About the Author Marie Sexton is the author of over thirty published works. She’s written contemporary romance, science fiction, fantasy, dystopian fiction, historical short stories, and a few odd genre mash-ups. Marie lives in Colorado, where she recently fell head-over-heels in love with the Colorado Eagles. She’s happily married, with one teenage daughter, one adorable dog, and one very stupid cat.

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Fun Facts About COWBOYS DON’T SAMBA by Tara Lain – Guest Blog and Giveaway

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Tara Lain who is celebrating yesterday’s release of Cowboys Don’t Salsa, the third book in her Cowboys Don’t series. Enter the Rafflecopter at the end of the post for a chance to win a $10 Amazon gift card.

Fun Facts About Tara Lain’s COWBOYS DON’T SAMBA

Hi! I’m excited to be here to celebrate the release of my new contemporary western romance, COWBOYS DON’T SAMBA. Here are a few fun facts about this book –

1. The hero of this book is bull rider, Maury Garcia. He was first introduced in COWBOYS DON’T RIDE UNICORNS, and even though I didn’t plan for him to have his own book, he just hollered until his story was told.

2. I knew that many of the great bull riders of the world were from Latin America, but I mistakenly thought they were from Argentina. Therefore, this book was originally going to be called, Cowboys Don’t Tango. Then I learned the truth. Many of the great Latin bull riders are from Brazil, so samba it is!

3. I was very happy to learn that the bull riders are from Brazil because, while I’ve never had a chance to go to Argentina, I have visited several cities in Brazil and loved the country. It was a treat creating a Brazilian bull rider.

4. I was pretty unaware of bull riding before writing Cowboys Don’t Ride Unicorns. After doing a ton of research for that book, I’ve come to appreciate the sport and stand in awe the men who participate – even if it is wildly dangerous and hard on the riders. I’ve tried to be true to both the excitement and the crazy danger in my stories.

I hope you enjoy COWBOYS DON’T SAMBA. I sure enjoyed writing it. : )

Maury Garcia’s one of the greatest bull riders in the world—and one of the biggest liars. Can he turn forbidden love with a rodeo rookie into a lasting romance?

Ever since his brother was killed because he was gay, Maury’s worked to take his brother’s place as the bull rider, the provider, and the ideal of his family’s macho expectations. The only thing Maury’s ever done for himself is buy a secret ranch so he can get away from the responsibilities he’s chained himself to. Then he meets Tristão Silva, the younger brother of the one man who could rob Maury of his bull riding championship.

Tristão may be a world-class bull rider in his own right, but his kind, gentle nature and sexy samba hips make Maury long for something beyond his selfless, sexless life. The two men’s lives are worlds apart, even if they’re both buckling under family expectations. Will their future last beyond an eight-second ride?

Enjoy an Excerpt

Breathing. Breathing would be good.

Maury watched Xesús Silva swagger in the door, but he wasn’t alone. Behind him came another guy. Young. Dark hair, pale skin. And probably the most gorgeous human Maury’d ever seen. Not that he noticed guys’ looks all that much, but hell. This dude set new records in plain beautiful. He also resembled Silva, who was, after all, a pretty handsome man if you didn’t count his soul.

Silva made a straight line to the table where the Brazilians were sitting. Some of the men definitely didn’t look thrilled, but a couple of other guys hailed him. People moved aside, and someone pulled over two chairs.
Silva straddled the chair in that hypermacho way of his. The other guy? Holy crap. Poetry. Loose-hipped and graceful, he slid into the open chair and crossed his legs. Most of the Brazilians were squeaky clean-cut, but this dude’s inky hair hung down to his neck and curved around his ears. He was a little taller than usual for a bull rider and lean rather than the more compact build of a lot of the PBRA competitors. Of course, he looked young, so that might explain the lanky body.

“That’s the younger brother I told you about.” Earl helped himself to a french fry. “Haven’t seen him ride, but I hear good things.”

“Let’s drink up and get out of here. I, uh, need some sleep.” Maury pushed back his chair with a scrape.

“Uh, boss, it’s five fifteen.” Earl grabbed for his wallet in his hip pocket. “Let me pay the check.”

Maury stood and started toward the door. Just need to get out before I meet the asshole again.

“I hear it’s your birthday, Wetback.” Usually Silva was subtler, but he yelled this halfway across the room. “No wonder the judges felt like they had to let you cheat to beat me.”

Maury plastered on a smile and turned. “No one has to cheat to beat you, Silva. Little kids can do it.” He said it like a joke, and a few people laughed, but the serious competitors, especially the Brazilians, looked uneasy.

Silva stood at his chair. “I’ve got the baby that can beat you, Garcia.” He reached down, took the young man—younger—by the arm, and pulled him to his feet. “This is Tristão, and he can ride the butt off any bull and defeat a herd of American cowboys. He’s a Silva.”

Maury gave the young guy a direct gaze. Almost too much for his eyes to take. Like looking straight into the sun. “Hey, Tris, good to meet you. Welcome to American cowboying. Good luck with that whole winning thing.”

About the Author:Tara Lain believes in happy ever afters – and magic. Same thing. In fact, she says, she doesn’t believe, she knows. Tara shares this passion in her best-selling stories that star her unique, charismatic heroes — the beautiful boys of romance — and adventurous heroines. Quarterbacks and cops, werewolves and witches, blue collar or billionaires, Tara’s characters, readers say, love deeply, resolve seemingly insurmountable differences, and ultimately live their lives authentically. After many years living in southern California, Tara, her soulmate honey and her soulmate dog decided they wanted less cars and more trees, prompting a move to Ashland, Oregon where Tara’s creating new stories and loving living in a small town with big culture. Likely a Gryffindor but possessed of Parseltongue, Tara loves animals of all kinds, diversity, open minds, coconut crunch ice cream from Zoeys, and her readers. She also loves to hear from you.

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Remy Beaumont’s (Not So) Serious Werewolf Watch Recs by Morgan James – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Morgan James who is celebrating the recent release of Love Connections by Morgan James.

Remy Beaumont’s (Not So) Serious Werewolf Watch Recs

When Janet first asked told me to write this list, I hesitated. I mean, who cares what I think? Also, I’m not allowed to rec my own stuff because I guess “WATCH MYTHFITS!” is kind of the implied message of this whole thing. (Go watch the show right now!)

But Ash convinced me I should do this and that people would care, so here it is. My top picks for werewolf-themed watchables.

1. Restraint

Right, let’s get this one out of the way first. Of course I’m going to tell you to go watch Restraint. I’m, like, contractually obligated. Ash is the werewolf in it. But it’s also a pretty awesome show. It’s got a kickass female lead, lots of characters of color, and pretty decent queer representation. Not to mention that it does a great job at one of my fave fantasy things—using the “supernatural” to talk about the “natural.” Also, it’s got some great CGI, fantastic acting, and A+ storylines.

And if all that isn’t enough to convince you, might I remind you that from season 2 on, this show features the phenomenal, talented, and gorgeous Ashland Wells? (His ears are burning so bad right now, as I write this in secret, that he might combust across the room.) Even if the makeup people dyed his hair black (woe, for the luscious red locks) and the writers and directors rarely let him smile, Ash is gorgeous in this in all ways. Also, he spends a lot of time without his shirt off, so….

2. Teen Wolf

The 1985 movie, not the 2011 reboot. (Not that you couldn’t watch the TV show if you wanted… though, if you insist, I’d suggest stopping somewhere between season 1 and 2.)

Rod Daniel’s 1980s monster film is a cult classic and somewhat of a must see with regards to werewolves. And 80s teen movies. And the Michael J. Fox catalogue. If you haven’t seen this movie yet and want to explore the werewolf oeuvre, then stop what you’re doing right now and go watch it. This movie transforms teen angst about being a freak into something all too literal, thus embracing one of my fave aspects of werewolf stories in the most cheesy and 80s way possible. And sure, it’s got plot holes and problems—but let’s be real here, I’m willing to forgive a lot for a basketball playing werewolf. Also, 1985 Fox (all of twenty-four, so young!) is pretty dreamy and very charming.

3. Underworld

Like almost every other item on this list, Underworld is a lot of guilty pleasure and ID scratching. If you’ve never seen it, let me run it down for you: centuries-old interspecies battle between werewolves and vampires; Kate Beckinsale kicking butt and looking great in a leather duster while doing it; city-based fight scenes with futuristic monster killing tech (sun gun, anyone?); the super yummy Scott Speedman; Romeo & Juliet-esque romances; Michael Sheen looking creepy; and Bill Nighy rocking the centuries-old vamp look. Honestly, I’m not sure how this film managed to sign the likes of Sheen and Nighy—one can only assume it involved bribery of some sort—but folks, am I glad they did. This, like a lot of my fave werewolf things, has some introspection on the idea of what it would mean to be half-man, half-beast, and creates some parallels with real-world human struggles. But mostly I’m into this one for Beckinsale in leather and wielding a gun to save the boy.

4. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Okay, so I can hear the objections already about how this isn’t really a werewolf movie and is there even enough werewolf in it to justify it being on this list?! Well, you can send those objections to don’tatme@gmail, because it’s my list and I want it here. Why stan for this mostly-not-a-werewolf movie on my werewolf watch list? One word: DanRad. Look, I don’t know where you stand on the whole Harry Potter thing, whether or not you grew up with it or hated it, but I think almost all of us can agree that Daniel Radcliffe is a goddamn delight. (Have you seen this man rap?!) And even though he was just a wee baby when he filmed this (only fourteen!), his charm is clear and delightful. Directed by Alfonso Cuarón, this was the first Potter film where the kids felt real and the new style suited Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson.

And let’s not forget the arrival of David Thewlis and Gary Oldman to the franchise. The Lupin version of the werewolf mythos is another favorite of mine—surprise, surprise—as it focuses so much on themes of the other and outcast. (Thewlis gets this film’s yummy vote, despite—or because of?—the bumbling professor look.)

Just be warned, you might need to crack open a pint of ice cream to deal with your Alan Rickman feelings while he swans about screen on this one.
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5. Being Human (UK)

Considering my obsession with using fantasy to examine the human condition, this rec list couldn’t possibly be complete without Being Human—it’s right there in the title! Either version, UK or US, are worth watching, but I’ll always have a soft spot for the OG, the BBC version. In part because Russell Tovey is yummy and I want to eat him up.

Being Human is a thought experiment, asking “What if The Odd Couple was also a monster film?” It also asks the essential question, “What would happen if a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost were roommates?” The show plays around with the idea of monsters in the modern world having to pay rent and find jobs like the rest of us. (Well, not the ghost, obviously…)

Tovey, who plays the werewolf, is the sweet and bumbling nerdy type, the total antitheses to the wild slathering monster that lives within him, waiting for the full moon. And the dichotomy between the two—the Jekyll and the Hyde of it, if you will—is what makes his character so interesting and fun to watch, and why he gets a mention on my list. Another great metaphor for the inner monster and of the other, and how humans try to create balance in chaos.

Bonus:

6. Twilight series

I know what you’re thinking, but hear me out. The werewolf lore in this one is Problematic with a capital P—please be aware when consuming this representation of Native American peoples—but that just makes the film all the better for an evening of snacks, drinks, and throwing popcorn at the TV. Yup, you read that right. I love a good game of “How bad is it?” and these films deliver. Also there’s some pretty great (if monochrome) eye-candy—Lautner and Pattinson, Stewart and Kendrick. So pull out the vodka, pop some corn, and get ready to yell at the screen, because this one is great for a night in with friends.

Remy Beaumont is a writer and monster specialist for the TV show Mythfits, which returns for season two January 25th.

Ashland Wells is an actor of sci-fi cult fame but with little direction for the future, when handsome grad student Remy Beaumont lands in his lap at a fan convention. Remy is everything Ash ever wanted and wished he could be—including out and proud. For twelve hours they’re the best of friends. But the convention ends, and saying goodbye to Remy might be the biggest mistake Ash has ever made.

A few months later, they’re reunited on a new production—Ash as an actor, Remy a writer—and though Ash doesn’t plan to let him go twice, being with Remy means going public about being gay. He’s not sure that’s a risk he—or his career—can handle, no matter how great the temptation.

If only they could write themselves the romantic happily ever after they both need…

About the Author: Morgan James is a clueless (older) millennial, who’s still trying to figure out what she’ll be when she grows up but is enjoying the journey to get there. Now, with a couple of degrees, a few stints in Europe, and more than one false start to a career, she eagerly waits to see what’s next. Morgan started writing fiction before she could spell and wrote her first (unpublished) novel in middle school. She hasn’t stopped writing since. Geek, artist, and fangirl, Morgan tends to pass free hours with imaginary worlds and people on pages and screens—it’s an addiction. As is her love of coffee and tea. She lives in Canada with her massive collection of unread books and acts the personal servant of too many four-legged creatures.

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